|TALES FROM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
||[Aug. 15th, 2010|09:06 pm]
Karlos the Jackal
I may not have mentioned that I currently have an open wound in my abdomen. It's supposed to heal "from the inside out," so the actual incision just has three loose loops of stitching holding it shut, but other than that and some surgical "packing strips" stuffed in, my appendix-hole is open the world! (I am thinking of installing a snap and carrying a chapstick in there.)
What I have discovered is that if I push on my tummy, a rivulet of diluted blood runs out the corner of the slice. Worst fountain drink ever.